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Cork Juice

Cork Juice
Roster
#NameHeight
??John DrunkenHeckler4'4
0Los Huevos6'1
Dick Ivy
DDKent OlderThanVan6'9
Dutch Sausage0'8
=PKaiser Shen5'11
James R Watch6'1
1Banksy VDK1'5
2B Mac 5'10
3The Dude5'2
4lucky luc 5'10
5Guac Amole6'1
6Sully 5'11
7Ken Diekema6'3
8El Zanger0'5
15 Savage8'3
37Cake Eater5'0
69Van OldasDirt4'2
Team Information
Team-Name:Cork Juice
Region:CN
Section:MI
City:Kalamazoo, MI
Web:freedudepics.com
Contact:Greg Isom:
NoLookD@Turnover.net
Comments:Look for this team to rally around the memory of its legendary teammate, Jeff Organesiac. Almost a decade ago Jeff was ranked either 4th or 6th in the world, at ultimate, until a horrible car crash sidelined him. Around 2005 he tried to make his return but was not quite at the level he once was. Crestfallen, embarassed and naked, Jeff left the field and hasn't been seen since.
Now as an inspiration to all, Corkjuice and company will always play for the Organesiac. Even other teams, such as Blumpkin, told Cork they remembered J.O. The Jangler recalls his experience when Jeff picked him as a fantasy player. "I felt like I was dreaming and moving with the help of Angels. I couldn't really control my legs, I don't think I could really even feel my legs, but I didn't care because I was playing so hot. It was the greatest game of my life, I swear, we were all possessed by his (J.O.'s) presence." Other members of Blumpkin were also affected by Jeff being there "I think Retski got a foot off the ground when he spun his penis around helicopter style; Tree had fire in his eyes and ice in his veins on universe point when he ripped the disc out of our opponents hands for what turned out to be the winning turnover."
Yes, Cork Juice is back. Will they and the spirt of Jeff Organesiac touch you?
Last Modified:September 19, 2006
RRI:2335
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Results & Schedule
Michigan Open Sectionals
September 16Grand Valley State13-1
September 16Hope College13-1
September 16MagnUM13-5
September 16Nemo15-11
September 17BAT9-13
September 17Nemo13-8
RRI: 2357
Central Open Regionals
October 7Haymaker7-13
October 7Beast W
October 7General Strike13-15
October 7Hustle15-12
RRI: 2314

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